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Joke of the Day
"What has no legs, nor arms, but sucks a mean dick? A vacuum cleaner."
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"I have no problem with Capital Punishment in theory.... I just have problems with its execution."
"What beer does Sean Connery drink? Grols"
"I yell at my grandma to see if she is still alive It's a win win situation, either she's still alive or my inheritance just came in."
"Why are aspirins white? Because they actually work."
"There's this hot girl in my college writing class. Her body is a 10, but her intro and conclusion need some work."
"I gave a blind man 10$ He told me he'll pay me back the next time he sees me."
"So a special type of animal that can turn into food does not cross something. What a CHICKEN!"
"Garbage day. When you find out which neighbors are drunks by how many bottles they throw out holy shit this one still has something in it."
"I know this is the kind of thing everyone avoids talking about, but I'm going to say it. I think I'm smarter than most, if not all, babies."