181994

Joke of the Day

"""Your resume has MPGMA listed under hobbies. What exactly is that?"" Making people guess the meaning of acronyms."

"I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils."

"What's the difference between pedophile and acne? Acne waits till puberty to come all over the kids face"

"What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle? Octopus Prime."

"What's the difference between a kindergarten class and an ISIS camp? I don't know man, I just fly the drone."

"believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it."

"[bday party] Mum: happy birthday son Me: wow that's a huge cake! Mum: its full of bees Me: what Mum [backing away]: I said it's cream cheese"

"Here's a joke I saw on the internet recently that I think we can all relate to http://i.imgur.com/ijAmlhi.png"

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? can't jam peanut butter in your ass"

"I used to be a banker... But then I lost interest."