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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener."
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"I'm all out of damns to give, and only have a few flying f*cks left... but I'm saving those for a special occasion."
"What did the singers say right before they had sex? Let's duet! I am so proud for coming up with this one"
"What do you call a chicken you own? A personal fowl"
"Angela Merkel arrives in Athens airport. ""Nationality?"" asks the immigration officer. ""German,"" she replies. ""Occupation?"" ""No, just here for a few days"
"Why couldn't the two melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! I'll see myself out now..."
"What a precious thing it is to bond with someone by talking shit about somebody else."
"[SPOILER] Who is going to die in the new Star Wars? Some Stormtrooper"
"So my girlfriend asked me to make love to her like in the movies.... So I pulled out and busted all over her face....apparantly we don't watch the same movies"
"Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol? Darth Jaeger"