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Joke of the Day
"Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol? Darth Jaeger"
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"How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? No one knows. When the light turns on they scatter."
"What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? If it's a good day lipstick"
"[doorbell] ""Sir, do you believe Jesus died for your sins?"" ""No."" ""Why not?"" ""He died like 2000 years ago."" ""So?"" ""I'm 46. Do the math."""
"2 hunters walk into a bar... ...That was the worst time to misinterpret the word 'duck'"
"What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law? **A small medium at large.** ^(Hope this doesn't get posted often)"
"What did the chopped wood say to the tree? Run!"
"Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave? Deputin"
"How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool? ""Please get out of the pool."""
"Every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. We need to stop this woman."