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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the two melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! I'll see myself out now..."

"4-year-old: Why do robbers steal money? Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff? She's a criminal mastermind."

"Why does Batman wear a mask? Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis."

"My favorite response to someone asking how something works... ""Magic"" even when I do know how it works. Because Lazy"

"What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work? A firequacker"

"What kind of candy is Hitler? A Jew-breaker!"

"Harry Potter was walking down a hill jk rowling"

"Do you know why every new bride smiles? Because she just gave her last blow job."

"Since lesbians eat so much pussy Should they be considered sexually snacktive?"

"Why is fishing dangerous? Sometimes, there's a catch"