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Joke of the Day

"When someone asks me, ""Is this seat saved?"" I like to say ""No, but we're still praying for it"" and I laugh because chairs are like, dead."

"Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons? *reason #42 why I can't fall asleep"

"When is a man smartest before, during or after sex? During that's when he's plugged into the know it all."

"How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie."

"It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own 'Dont Feed the Animals' rule."

"Most conversations that occur over Bluetooth are about buying a used jet ski."

"Irish joke So three Irish men walk out of a bar"

"When Homer Simpson plays Dungeons & Dragons... He uses a D'oh!-decahedron."

"What do you do when you are riding a horse, and a cheetah and ostrich are chasing you? You get your drunk ass off the carousel!"

"You need to understand latin and german to understand this one Ovum ovum, quid lacus ego."