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Joke of the Day

"It's so awkward when a bird arrives back at its nest and the worms in its mouth realise that wasn't just a free aerial tour of the city."

"How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town? All the Mexicans have car insurance."

"I Gave Up Cross Country Skiing. Ever since it's all been downhill."

"What is the difference between your wife and your job? After ten years your job still sucks"

"After the weekend the most difficult task is to remember names... "

"Twitter has ruined me. Just wrote ""we'll deliver your load on time"" for a transportation client and broke into peals of laughter."

"Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple? She's Got The Jack"

"I heard there's a machine that can make cocaine in less than 4 milliseconds! I believe it's called the Instagram."

"Remember folks, beauty... Is only a light switch away."

"My doctor said he couldn't prescribe me with Viagra. No hard feelings."