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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? He was too far out man."
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"It is literally impossible to prove that Harry Potter wasn't just in his parents basement on acid the whole time"
"WHY DID THE HIPPOPOTAMUS NEED HIS VENTILIN? BECAUSE HE WAS HIPPOVENTILATING!"
"Today, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships... Apparently ""in HD"" was not the right answer."
"What has two legs and bleeds? Half a cat....."
"Half of my Facebook friends are still there solely because their life is a train wreck and it's entertaining."
"Heard about the Polish Coyote? Chewed three legs off.. and still had one in the trap."
"New drinking game: Every time Senator Bernie Sanders proposes something free, chug someone else's beer."
"I'm so lucky, I married my best friend!! I hope my husband doesn't find out"
"Nothing is creepier than watching someone hula hoop with a serious look on their face."