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Joke of the Day

"I'm thinking about buying a Volkswagen Beetle just so I can be the reason why people keep getting punched."

"What's Steve Irwin's least favorite movie? *Ray* (Sorry... Too soon)"

"Satellite Radio. (Sirius Tweet)"

"What's the most inconvenient thing about liking big butts? The inability to lie"

"I met a girl who said she orgasmed every time she sneezed I asked her what she took for that. She said usually pollen or ragweed"

"I asked a beautiful Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex sex sex free sex tonight"". I said, ""Wow"". Then her friend speaks: ""She means 6663629""."

"I saw the funniest joke on television the other day. It was Hillary Clinton's campaign. I couldn't stop laughing."

"I like to bring ants on planes and say ""All the people down there look like you!"" They can't understand me, but they like the company."

"Where do bees keep their money ? In a honey box !"

"What's a Chinese chicken's favorite vegetable? Buock choi"