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"What's an sjw's favorite subject? Triggerednometry"
"She invited me over for a romantic dinner and told me I was the dessert. I wanted ice cream."
"I went to the 50 Shades of Grey midnight premier earlier tonight Just sucks I couldn't hear the movie over all those goddamn bees in the theater"
"Long term health risks include death... DOESN'T THAT END YOUR TERM?!?!?!"
"I've considered shaving off my beard But it's starting to grow on me"
"""I like every kind of music except country"" -teens who are into hip-hop, classical, barbershop quartets, celtic music, big band, and chants."
"what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Hellifikno"
"Did you hear about the constipated math teacher? He had to work it out with a pencil."
"CAPS LOCK ON caps lock off CAPS LOCK ON caps lock off - Mr Miyagi [2014]"