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Joke of the Day
"Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap? It takes longer to pick up."
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"A joke about Chinese censo...mods [removed] [no-explanation] [wewillfindyou]"
"Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds? Theres twenty four of them."
"No matter how popular they get.. ... antibiotics are never going viral."
"i like when people call cheap liquor ""rot gut"", implying that more expensive liquors wont also ravage their guts with harsh chemical solvent"
"Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit? All the pairs of floating eyes"
"Can we all agree to just stop what we're doing for 5 minutes and get a worldwide airplane safety speech and then we can skip them forever?"
"I got a sweater for christmas... I really wanted a moaner but I got a sweater."
"What Moby Dick's fathers name? Papa Boner"
"Riding a car... A man, in *curve*, skids."