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Joke of the Day
"Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they smell bad."
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"Little monster: Mom I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes I'll save it for your supper."
"Telling a woman she's being unreasonable is like juggling lit torches while waist deep in gun powder."
"""10 Things I Hate About You"" is my favorite movie that sounds like a bitter Buzzfeed article"
"What did Jimmy Carter say to Ronald Reagan? Let me Eat your Turds !! Lol !!"
"A high-dea supported by evidence... Is called a High-pot-thesis"
"I think God is for the legalization of marijuana. After all, the Bible is full of people getting stoned."
"What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window."
"What do you call a biker on her period? A menstrual cyclist!"
"I'd rather fly Oceanic Airlines than Malaysia."