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Joke of the Day

"Why should you never trust a cheap circumcision? It's a total ripoff."

"I'm worried about my friend My friend has just be diagnosed as a Polaroid Schizophrenic. It developed quickly."

"What did one drug dealer tell another on the street corner after hearing of Amy Winehouse's death? Damn, I'm gonna go bankrupt."

"Kleptomaniacs are the worst hecklers. They always steal the punch..."

"What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth? One was planned."

"""Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing green spots."" ""Have you seen an optometrist?"" ""No, just green spots."""

"If our children don't learn cursive, how will they ever be able to read those inspirational tattoos people put on their ribs?"

"I set my password as 14 days. What did the computer say? too weak."

"Why dont men like...nsfw Why don't men like... Prison? Butt rape. Aliens? Anal probes. Doctors? Prostate exams. Gays? Well I think you see where I'm going here."

"SPOILERS: Finding Dory was just a Movie.... about her for getting home."