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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never trust a cheap circumcision? It's a total ripoff."
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"How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your d*ck."
"In America child protection saves your kids from your beating In Soviet Russia child protection beats your kids"
"#HowToAvoidPoliticsAtDinner bring up something less controversial, like religion."
"What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer"
"I have learned to accept that my parents are ""Santa,"" but I still have no idea how they get to all those other houses."
"So I was coloring my few, grey hairs with a sharpie and Hubby walked in. He told me, I'm the reason for warning labels on small appliances."
"In a perfect world a ""Party Pooper"" would be someone who could shoot confetti out of their butt."
"What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet? V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U."
"Who looks after the EuroDisney website? Mick e-mouse."