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Joke of the Day
"Kleptomaniacs are the worst hecklers. They always steal the punch..."
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"How do you increase a pirates morale? mor ale"
"What do black people get on their math test? (Warning offensive!) Chicken grease."
"Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!"
"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" And the horse says, ""I'm finally realizing that my alcoholism is driving my family apart."""
"How did the burglar get into the house? Intruder window"
"My wife wants to meet new people & have fun, so she made me join a Bridge Club.... ...I jump off next Tuesday"
"Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips."
"*looks up pics of spiders on gloogle* nice nice *turns mature content filter OFF* NICE NICE"
"If I ever saw an amputee being hung, I'd start yelling out letters."