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Joke of the Day

"What did one drug dealer tell another on the street corner after hearing of Amy Winehouse's death? Damn, I'm gonna go bankrupt."

"New study reveals that women actually make better archaeologist. They're always digging up old shit."

"Honey I Shrunk the Kids IV: They shrink everyone on earth on purpose The planet will never run out of resources Everyone is eaten by ants"

"My cousin's a traveller and he lives in a camper van, but he's always wanted to brick up... so he drove on dirt roads until he got a flat."

"How many Hipster's does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, just some number you've probably never heard of."

"A girl comes home to her mother She walks up to her and says ""Mom, a creep in the park today asked me to give him a blowjob for this beautiful necklace!"""

"A statistician walks up to a girl in the bar Guy: You're the most average girl out here. Girl: Hey, you're mean! Guy: No, you are."

"My favourite drivers are the designated ones."

"I'm really obsessed with Harry Potter. On a scale of 1-10, how obsessed do you think I am? 9 3/4"

"Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th? Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas."