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Joke of the Day

"I set my password as 14 days. What did the computer say? too weak."

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"Not Joking, Will I get in trouble if I tell a dirty joke that involves Obama, Bush and Pelosi? (its very dirty)"
"What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work? A rebell"
"What would the gay guy's version of 50 shades of grey be? 50 shades of heeeeey."
"i love nature :) sittin in grass, soakin up sun, listenin to all those weird ringtones that come from those animals in the trees or whatever"
"What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own? A hue man."
"Can someone please tell me????? What does the fox say?"
"Heard Prince changed his name... ...to, ""The Artist Formerly known as Alive""."
"Don't like me? You'll come around. - Onion Rings"
"I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!"