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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican burglar? Juanted"
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"In California... Did you know that in California you cannot take a picture of a woman with a basket of strawberries? ...you need a camera because strawberries do not take pictures."
"Would you like to hear an original joke about Anal Beads...? Well, if you're lucky, later on in the night I might try to slip one in..."
"My brother used to think the suicide lane is for committing suicide. He only made the mistake once though"
"I've always wanted a pew in my house Because I remember how well I use to sleep on those."
"*holds finger up and chews for like 8 minutes after aunt asks me how I've been*"
"What is Donald Trump's favourite nursery rhyme? Barack a bye baby"
"Hush little baby, Don't say a word. Daddy's gonna buy you a bunch of crap so he doesn't have to hear your incessant whining ya spoiled brat."
"Fortune Teller I told my friend that my dream was to be a cola drinking fortune teller but I knew it would never happen. He told me to stop being pepsimisstic."
"My dishwasher makes this loud rumbling sound... Strange thing is, it only seems to happen at night, when she's sleeping."