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Joke of the Day

"So a cannibal was eating his sister- No, wait. It was a hillbilly..."

"The time traveler made a poor taste gag about the atrocities of World War 3..... Everyone agreed, it was too soon."

"How to spot a douchebag in the gym? Really bad so he hurts himself."

"Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically? Goes better with their eyes."

"I don't usually get political on social media but Gildan has no right making t-shirts."

"My wife was gang raped by a troupe of mimes.... They performed unspeakable acts on her."

"What is the difference between an Eskimo and a eunuch? One is a frigid midget with a rigid digit, the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel (found this in Horace's Satires)"

"Gwen Stefani: this shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S wait!! If if this shit is bananas then that means... Cut to kid opening lunch box"

"Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate a bunch of PCP and is going apeshit!"

"Q: Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor? A: Because she was in the non-friction section."