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Joke of the Day

"So a cannibal was eating his sister- No, wait. It was a hillbilly..."

"NSFW: Sperm 1: God I'm getting tired! How long 'til we reach the fallopian tubes? Sperm 2: Still a long way to go..........We've only passed the tonsils."

"I've always wanted to be a plumber But it's probably just a pipe dream."

"Only 90s kids will get this DEEZ NUTS"

"What did the Korean girl say about anal? Don't go in my thongoh"

"What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest? Someone's losing their trailer"

"[argument w/girlfriend] HER: you know what your problem is? ME: no, *grabs pen and begins taking notes* but i'm about to find out"

"My new year's resolution is to stop using spray deodorant. Roll on 2015!"

"I have a good friend who was retired but he needs extra $$$ so he took a job as a taxi driver. Last night, he pulled out to avoid a kid. ... and fell off the sofa."

"It's so hot today I went to see the ex just for the cold shoulder and icy stare."