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Joke of the Day

"Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically? Goes better with their eyes."

"hey @BestBuy a worker here has a hole cut out of his polo for his nipple ring to show through. he says ""it's new and needs to breathe"""

"According to the stores .I should be in a Halloween costume, sitting under a Christmas tree eating turkey . I'm so confused."

"CHRISTMAS BONUS Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here? Secretary: My lawyer."

"Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head."

"I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning... I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning and as he passes by a fish market, he shouts ""Good morning ladies!!!"""

"Someone stole my mood ring.. And I don't know how I feel about that Credits to 30 Rock"

"Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony? He kept getting in everyone's hair."

"humpy dumpy yo mom is like humpy dumpy first she gets hump then she gets dumped"

"If Minnie Driver married Bradley Cooper her name would be oh god I can't even finish this one"