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Joke of the Day

"Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically? Goes better with their eyes."

"Usually, my rule for drinking is ""one & done"". But with tequila... it's ""Juan & Don""."

"10 times out of 9, you'll find me exaggerating about something."

"A gorilla walks into a bar and says ""I'd like a toddler on the rocks, please"""

"A young boy's life changed when he found out he could shoot a white sticky substance Only this young boy could also do it from his wrist. Hello spiderman."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar... ...could happen."

"Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam? I cant jelly my dick in your mouth"

"Donald Trump's first act in office will probably be to illegalize all shredded cheese. He will Make America Grate Again."

"Tomorrow I'll go to the orphanage... ... and beat up some children. I mean, what would they do? Tell their parents?"

"When someone rings the doorbell I say to my kids, ""I think it's Santa Claus!"" so I don't have to get up."