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Joke of the Day
"How to spot a douchebag in the gym? Really bad so he hurts himself."
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"I got a job at a circle making factory! Sadly, I was fired today because I was cutting corners"
"""Alright kids, I just got off the phone. Now, raise your hands if your parents are still alive!"" ""Not so fast, Billy."""
"When it boils down to it water is just steam."
"The love I feel for my family is always constant. My tolerance is another matter."
"Just trimming my nose hair and drinking a soy latte. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta."
"Important copyright notice Remember, if you sing ""Happy Birthday"" to the Queen, it is still *not* royalty-free."
"I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. And then it dawned on me."
"I now feel I've watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I'll be able to successfully make it in prison."
"""Holy shit, amazing!!!"" -Asian guy using fork for the first time"