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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I are working on our marriage. She's more attentive to my needs and I've mostly stopped telling other women I'm a single father."

"What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks? a Fartender"

"Another Adele Joke Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""Hello from the other side."""

"Never judge a man 'till you've driven a mile with his wife."

"To avoid butterflies in your stomach, don't eat caterpillars."

"A blind man walks in to a fish shop and says ""Hello there lady s"""

"[I open my lunchbox to find a copy of the Magna Carta] But that means... [cut to British Library patrons thoughtfully examining a Capri Sun]"

"What do you call it when you have sex with a dwarf who has gender dysmorphia? micro trans action"

"What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e that is the question."

"*Sees old 1987 ford mustang and gets in* Lets see if this baby still works *pulls baby out of backpack* *baby cries* Great! *Puts it back*"