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Joke of the Day
"Never judge a man 'till you've driven a mile with his wife."
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"Why do Italian men have mustaches? They want to look like their mothers."
"How many toes does Trump have on the outside of his body? 5. The rest are constantly in his mouth."
"What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? Popeye's penis"
"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the other side."
"At the ripe old age of 900, in a universe inhabited by thousands of alien races, I bet Yoda had some pretty racist shit to say."
"I love the way the earth rotates. It really makes my day."
"I never understand why do people whisper at funeral's ? The most important guy at this party is dead he can't hear you."
"Owning a sword is like being a horny priest... Owning a sword is like being a horny priest, even though you want to, you can never use it without breaking the law."
"It's not fair that lab animals get to test all those nice cosmetics while I'm stuck using the cheap stuff."