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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you have sex with a dwarf who has gender dysmorphia? micro trans action"

"What do you do about a bird that shits in your car? Never ask her out again."

"This woman at work sounds just like me. I'm going to pay her to call my Mom and occasionally say mmhmm and how nice."

"Me: oil change plz Toyota: it'll be $39 Me: cool heres my $2 off coupon 4 hrs later T: ur steering wheel fell off total is $2900 sign here"

"If 'we are what we eat'! Then I'm a huge dick you guys. I'm really sorry"

"What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer? Shoes wisely"

"Why can't you insult Jewish people? Because they've already been roasted."

"Do you know that crazy Mexican that steals trains? He had loco motives"

"I used to have a fear of hurdles.... But i got over it"

"What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes? What you get served at KFC is original."