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Joke of the Day
"How did Darth Vader know what Luke would get for Christmas? He felt his presents."
Next Joke
"What's the definition of a will? Come on, it's a dead giveaway!"
"There are three kinds of people People who count and people who don't."
"Do all black people have a problem with slavery? Or just mine?"
"What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? Dam. What did the dam say to the fish? Dumb bass."
"Q: How do you have a party in outer space? A: You plan-et."
"So Hilary, what are your plans for economic development and beating ISIS if you ever win the election? ""I have a boyfriend"""
"What happened to the man who turned into an insect ? He just beetled off !"
"I wanna go to Africa to see where rappers come from."
"And Lord said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came 5th... He got a toaster"