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Joke of the Day
"How did Darth Vader know what Luke would get for Christmas? He felt his presents."
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"Standup comedian It gets up in public, at public places; thus making me awkward, and the passersby laugh. My dick is a great standup comedian."
"First sign of your mother not loving you? Abortion."
"Lost my wristwatch at a party once. A guy stepped on it while sexually harassing a girl. I punched him straight in the chin, knocking him out. Nobody does that to a girl, not on my watch."
"What do you call a West African cricketer? He Bowler"
"Can people using windows play games online with people with using Mac? Depends on the wifi at Starbucks."
"They say parrots don't like change... So you could that they are very right-winged."
"What makes an ISIS joke funny? The execution"
"And the King of puns said It's going to be another reigny day"
"What do you call someone who studied from the greatest teachers in the country, met the greatest scientists, academicians, friends in the country? Donald Trump"