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Joke of the Day
"I couldn't recall where I had rented my car from... ...but then I remembered the Alamo"
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"Q: What do you call it when a book spies on people? A: A peeping tome."
"You do a lot of yoga? ""Yeah"" So you must be really...(winks) annoying"
"How can you open a banana? With a monkey!"
"How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb? Over 9000."
"A woman's shoes say a lot about her feelings believe it or not. For example, if they're behind her ears, she likes you."
"Religion: because reading one book is a lot easier than a whole bunch of hard ones."
"What's the gummy stuff between sharks teeth? Slow swimmers."
"Baby talk is confusing, desperate to find out if the baby was in pain I had to do it I had to ... ... Google gaga."
"Next time you're on an elevator with a stranger say, ""If the doors open and it's all zombies, let's team up."""