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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you have a party in outer space? A: You plan-et."
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"What do you call a fellow who is over 21 and makes bad puns? A groan man."
"[therapy] HIM: Should we talk about the elephant in the room? ME: I don't like to talk about him ELEPHANT: Ok wow I'm like right here man"
"5-year-old daughter: *looks in the mirror* Can you get me something to match my cowboy boots? Me: What? 5-year-old: A horse."
"What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !"
"Always remember, that no matter how useless you think you are, you are still someone's reason to smile."
"A skink and a skunk had a baby what did they call it? Bustamante. After the grandfather."
"Describe your last relationship with a movie title: 12 Years A Slave"
"A guy goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide The librarian looks at him and says, ""Fuck off, you won't return it!"""
"[getting a massage] MASSEUSE: You have sensitive skin SKIN: What is THAT supposed to mean"