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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you have a party in outer space? A: You plan-et."
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"A man goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor looks him over and says ""You have got to stop masturbating"" ""Why?"" ""Because I'm trying to give you a physical"""
"You hear Steve Sarkisian actually wanted to be a lawyer? He couldn't pass the bar"
"Q: Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator? A: He didn't want to see the salad dressing."
"A brother and sister are having sex The sister tells her brother: You are better than dad. To which the brother replies: I know, mom told me."
"You know you are a bad driver when............. you see more middle fingers than a manicurist."
"I use to have crabs... Until the bigger bugs ate them."
"What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can reason with the terrorist!"
"Guy goes to his psychotherapist wearing nothing but some transparent underpants the doctor says, ""I can clearly see your nuts"""
"If lovin' you is ROM... ...I don't wanna' read-write."