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Joke of the Day

"I wanna go to Africa to see where rappers come from."

"What does a Mermaid bring to math class? An algae-bra."

"Q: Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake? A: Because snakes make lots of strikes."

"I once heard a story of a man who played Destiny, trying to get the greatest boots of all time, named The Dubstep Grieves. He died waiting for the drop."

"What's your stand on renewable energy? I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan."

"Did you hear about the porno at the campground? It was fucking in tents."

"Timothy's mom has three children. The first one's name is April. The second one's name is June. What is the third child's name? Timothy."

"Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country."

"What do you call a Scottish lady that wears nothing but a tie? Hentai."

"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3... He says, ""Uno, dos..."" and then *poof* disappeared without a tres."