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Joke of the Day

"A ghost floats into a bar... The bartender says: 'What'll it be, spirits?"

"""I hate when I can't think of the right word,"" she protesticulated."

"Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull. 'Is that bull safe?' someone asked the farmer. 'Safer than you are!' was his answer."

"Sadly,the man who invented the raffle has passed away. R.I.P Tom Bola."

"mailman: ahhh nothing quite like returning home from a long day delivering m- [gets attacked by his own dog]"

"[watching ""Cinderella""] 5-year-old: Why does she keep cleaning the floors? Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba."

"How many ways are there to please a guy? Three way."

"A grizzly mauled a guy in an elevator... but I couldn't bear to see it go down."

"Sheryl Sandberg's husband died while exercising on a treadmill. He was trying to get his Lean In."

"What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry? [OC] Cantaloupes."