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Joke of the Day
"You shouldn't be friends with a fence, because... ...They hold you back."
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"I've been sitting here trying to think of a French joke, and I almost have one that works. Unfrotunately, it went on strike."
"I Ejaculated 6 Feet Earlier. Which is weird, as I usually ejaculate semen."
"what type of meat does the pope eat? nun"
"What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail? A surrender monkey"
"What do you do, if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."
"I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me... Tesicular cancer"
"What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream."
"And the Lord said unto John ""come fourth, and ye shall have eternal life."" John came in 5th, and won a toaster."
"i sneezed and all my butt drugs fell out"