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Joke of the Day
"Dear yellow traffic light, Challenge accepted. Sincerely, a driver ready to get home"
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"""This soup was so good I wish I could just...NOMCRNCHNCH"" *chewing glass* ""There must be a better way!"" -Inventing the bread bowl"
"My new neighbor is fat, obnoxious, and loud. Now I know how Canada feels."
"What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine? I turned MY student loans into vodka..."
"What form of radiation bakes you cookies? A gramma ray"
"Why did the fish sink? (This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick."
"I like my women how I like my coffee without another man's penis in it."
"The Last Man on Earth I wouldn't mind being the last man on Earth. At least I'd find out if all those girls were telling the truth."
"What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath? Porridge."
"Two Helium Atoms Are Bonding. HeHe"