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Joke of the Day
"Dear yellow traffic light, Challenge accepted. Sincerely, a driver ready to get home"
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"The lengths I'm willing to go to avoid somebody I know in a supermarket could count as cardio."
"The MTV Movie Awards are a great reminder of why kids should never be allowed to vote."
"While in Prague I drove by the maximum security prison. It made me feel uneasy... I never like passing bad Czechs."
"What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store? Only a Sith deals in Absolut."
"Where are you from? ""So where are you from?"" ""I'm a Liberian"" ""Oh sorry"" \*whispers* ^""where ^are ^you ^from?"""
"""There's a horse in my leg?! Why are you taking out my Adam's Apple? What's wrong with my nose?""- Guy from 'Operation'"
"That awkward moment you run into someone in public that you know, and there is nowhere to hide."
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell."
"Damn boy are you a banker? Because I really just want you to leave me a loan."