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Joke of the Day
"i sneezed and all my butt drugs fell out"
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"A naked man walking through the jungle... ...when an elephant looks at him and says: -How can you even breath through this thing?"
"What is a buttress? A female goat."
"Never make plans with an executioner. They always leave you hanging. Or cut your head off or something like that"
"A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it."
"Living well isn't the best revenge. A crowbar to the head is the best revenge."
"Foreigner? Why not fist her? Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)"
"I imagine by now all you Evian drinkers have read the name backwards?"
"[sees kid crying in grocery store] hey little guy [kneels down to his level] Can you please move you're blocking the Cinnamon Toast Crunch?"
"So God, a Jew and a Zombie walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey Jesus"""