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Joke of the Day

"There is no better karate instructor than a spider web in your face."

"If Jesus loves me how come he's never liked a single one of my instagram selfies"

"What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say? Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here?"

"I do this really cute thing, where if I walk by a car that has a stick figure family on their back window, I peel a kid off."

"I need a joke for my boss I need a clean, clean languaged jokes."

"What do you get if you take off the red dot on the Japanese flag? The French flag!"

"Dear little baby Jesus, If I got what I deserved, it'd be bad. But my daddy deserves the best. Please send him a handsome son-in-law. Amen"

"If 8 got laid... she would be fucking without any limits."

"What comes out of the mating of a donkey and a bunny? the bunny's eyes"

"If you were looking for a joke about pee... urine luck."