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"If you were looking for a joke about pee... urine luck."
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"Why are blonde jokes so short? So that men can remember them."
"A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street... An they see a young boy. The priests says, ""you want to screw him?"" The rabbi says, ""out of what?"""
"Corduroy Pillow ""Did you guys hear about those new corduroy pillows?"" [silence] ""No? I heard they were making headlines"""
"Talking Dirty What did the Italian wife say during sex? Pasta, pasta! What did the Indian wife say during sex? Curry, curry!"
"How do you find will smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints"
"I can't even... ...so I guess I'm odd."
"My first mistake was thinking she couldn't hit a moving target."
"*gets taste of own medicine* Yep this is my medicine"
"""i before me, excepts after we.."" - gollum in elementary school"