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Joke of the Day
"I rate the pyramids 9/11 Because the jews did it."
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"Since wine is made from grapes its technically accurate to say I did a fruit juice cleanse for New Years Eve."
"The thing I love most about this summer weather is the short shorts and tube tops.. ... Though, they do make me look a bit gay."
"My sense of humor has been described as ""please stop"" and ""you're ruining dinner"""
"Men who talk about how big their dick is actually have a tiny dick. Related: I'm hung like an Asian field mouse."
"Can't believe the Obama 2012 campaign isn't using the slogan ""Once you go black, you don't go back."""
"""I'm sorry. I haven't had sex for a very long time."" -- and other things I say during the meeting to excuse my bad behavior."
"I squared my root beer... ...now it's just a beer."
"What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian bail."
"Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25."