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Joke of the Day

"So, is Dora 18 yet, or what? Asking for a friend."

"Some people go to the gym to get big Who needs that when I can just carry the weight of my burdens and sorrows all day"

"Thanks for putting your kid on the phone so he could say hi. It changed my life."

"What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."

"*throws a grenade at Bruno Mars' girlfriend* *Bruno Mars appears out of nowhere and catches it* *it explodes and both of them die*"

"""It's now or nev"" ME: Never. I choose never."

"Hungarian mom yells at her son: ""Take off your underwear... ...and put it back on properly: Yellow front, brown back."""

"What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ? A get wellephant !"

"Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch everything that goes over their heads."

"My coworker doesn't like me which is weird bc her husband does."