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Joke of the Day
"What is the favourite part of Halloween for a pedophile? The home delivery."
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"I just got a great deal on some real estate in California. It was a fire sale!"
"My son just asked what erectile dysfunction is so I told him it's when your anaconda don't want none regardless of the presence of buns."
"three elephants fall of a cliff two hit the sand and one hits the ocean.badabum tsch"
"Whats the difference between being kinky and perverted. When your kinky you mess with the feathers, but when your perverted you mess with the whole chicken."
"I'm not too concerned about this whole terminal illness deal... My doctor said it should be the last thing I worry about."
"All International Pilots need to know English. But middle eastern pilots only need to know how to say Allahu Akbar."
"""I haven't read an update about Karen's Farmville crops in a few days. I hope everything is OK."" - no one, ever"
"What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside? A lightbulb."
"Came home to find my refrigerator full of water It was full of leeks."