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Joke of the Day

"I just got a great deal on some real estate in California. It was a fire sale!"

"Who called it a one night stand and not a humpty dumpty?"

"Why do people get divorced in the holiday season? Because they Marry Christmas!"

"What is the difference between a dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!"

"Update: Indian bread factory no longer under investigation for food poisoning, inspector declares. It was a naan-issue."

"A woman is watching the food channel... Her husband says: why are you watching this? You can't even cook! She replies: you watch porn all day long and I dont even say anything!"

"But it's not my choice I'm single by choice"

"My wife told me her sock had a hole in it. ""Darn it!"" I replied."

"I just emptied a caprisun into a glass and added vodka so that's where i'm at in life."

"A girl recognised me This girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore."