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Joke of the Day

"I learned mathematical fractions from a drug dealer. He said if I don't pay $4,000 in 7 days, I'll lose 3 fingers."

"What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen? Paranoid!"

"Did you hear about the guys who got lost at the music festival? They turned up"

"An unidentified van has left a couple of disposable cameras at a local CVS. Police are still investigating. We'll be sure to keep you up to date on this story as it develops."

"Some subreddits What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows? No it is not r/shadow [removed]"

"Hey, you have something in your teeth! Person B: What? Person A: Plaque."

"A friend asked me to rate the movie ""Django"" I gave it a 3/5."

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Jewish women will leap at anything 15% off."

"Netflix and Chill or ... Redtube and Lube "

"Knuckle tats: (M)(Y)(P)(A)(R)(E)(N)(T)(S) (W)(E)(R)(E)(R)(E)(L)(A)(T)(E)(D)"