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Joke of the Day

"A doctor enters a patients room and pulls out an anal thermometer from his pocket and says Damn. Some asshole has my pen."

"Wipe that smile off your face :"

"Q: How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered."

"Sundays always bring out my inner senior citizen...."

"How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes? On a boombox."

"Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean? A: Nothing, they just waved."

"Blondes are dumb whores... They all think less than equals three."

"The artist jumped from a bridge, carrying all of his favorite paints and pastels. At least he passed with flying colors."

"What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!"

"My house is so trashed that Whitney Houston just dropped by in her 1988 Ford Escort & gave me a high five & then she asked me for ten bucks."