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Joke of the Day

"The Duracell Bunny was in deep trouble... He just got charged with battery"

"What did the cannibal say to the explorer? ''Nice to meat you''!"

"My wife and I just had a daughter and named her JuneJulyAugust. We call her Summer for short."

"YO' MAMA IS LIKE... ASS HAIR Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t."

"What is white, moody, easy to beat and makes me do stupid stuff? My penis."

"Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar? Because you need to be 21 to get in."

"I went to a posh school. In fact it was so posh, their gym was called James."

"Pft damn police.... The lady down the street stands in her window naked watching me jerk off and *I'm* the pervert."

"10:00pm *gets a snack* 10:01pm *turns on tv* 10:02pm *glances at twitter for 8 seconds* February"

"- ""Did you know you can make a pizza crust out of cauliflower?"" - ""I'm going to reactivate my Facebook so I can unfriend you there too"""