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Joke of the Day

"Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first? All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release."

"Giving co-workers the silent treatment by sending them blank emails."

"And now, here's a disappointing joke with an anticlimactic punchline. You're welcome."

"I can judge the goodness of my sex life by the loudness of the terrible music the neighbors are blasting"

"Difference between a 4 year old and a nightclub? I don't need a bottle of lube to get into a nightclub."

"The real reason the Mayan civilization collapsed is they never updated their Adobe."

"""Will, you, Mary, Me"" -- invitation to an orgy."

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 189,463 times, you're the editor of HuffPo."

"What's a Christian's favourite chord progression? G,Esus."

"What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common? They'll never work."