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Joke of the Day

"Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first? All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release."

"My brother just updated his status to ""I love my girlfriend <3"". I always knew he liked them young, but that is f*cking ridiculous."

"I once went to a zoo which had only one animal It was a Shih Tzu."

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover? Give her a shovel..."

"""Cool, I love candles. What's with the knives? Wait, stop. Please stop!"" - pumpkin"

"Why did no one come to the ghost's party? [OC] The h was in charge of the invitations."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Some obscure number you probably never heard of."

"What did one snowman say to the other? ""Can you smell carrots?"""

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because, I'm still a little sore"

"Who likes a good baseball joke? How can you tell if a catcher has the shits? The pitcher got some on his balls. ;p"