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Joke of the Day
"Two guys walk into a bar... ... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore."
Next Joke
"Why are there so many Asians? Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it."
"Sometimes I like to pet another dog while making eye contact with my dog. Adds just the right amount of tension to our relationship."
"My mom likes to get to the airport three days before her flight."
"NSFW Where do you go when you get semen in your eye? Pearle Vision. [Totally a Canadian Joke, my bad for not thinking about that! Pearle Vision is a local Optometry franchise.]"
"I got my results from the doctor today. The positive news is I've got HIV."
"There's something about curling... ... that rubs me the wrong way."
"S&M My wife and I are into S&M. She goes to Sleep, I Masturbate."
"Everybody loves my mom's cooking The only thing she's ever made that people didn't like was me"
"Has anyone seen the movie Constipated? No? Thats because it never came out..."