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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a snowman on the toilet and O'Shea Jackson on the toilet? One is shitting ice cubes and the other is Ice Cube shitting."

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strokin' Off"

"I went to bed with a 7 and woke up with a 10. Forced upgrades should be illegal, Microsoft."

"I would suggest that Brazil build a bridge and get over it... but given their record...."

"""Seed Faith"" Televangelists"

"Have you heard about the new car from Israel? Not only does it stop on the dime, but it picks it up too!"

"Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral? One less drunken Irishman"

"I never wanna ""touch base"" with anyone, I type it in emails to sound business-y."

"Where will Donald Trump find the workers to build this Great Wall? Outside of Home Depot...... Maybe I should shoot myself in the foot. Not trying to be racists, but you get the point."

"Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida."