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Joke of the Day
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"Do you know why I hate drinking with blind people? They can't handle their liquor--They always black out"
"What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig? A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own."
"What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!"
"I know my limits: if I fell down it means enough."
"K Wow! Congratulations! With that 0.1 seconds of your life you saved are you gonna go to Mauritius or Hawaii?"
"Two fish swim into a concrete wall ""Dam"""
"Admit it, at some point in your life, you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant."
"It turns out smoking prevents Alzheimers. You don't live long enough to develop it."
"My dad on cheese Me talking to my sister: Me: don't you think you'll get constipated with all that cheese Dad: I don't think she'll give a shit"