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Joke of the Day

"Obesity researchers have discovered a new approach to solve the problem. They are now focusing on just making people taller."

"Why did the painting go to jail? It was framed."

"I had just stuck my wiener into some golden buns when I realized... I forgot a condiment."

"Beer is mankind's best invention ever, but the wheel is the most revolutionary."

"""Honey, why are there broken condoms on the backyard?"" And that's when his wife replied shouting: ""I ALREADY TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING THE KIDS THAT!"""

"[Politics] Illegal immigrants are lucky The government is helping them escape the US ...and into mexico, where a booming ladder industry is providing plenty of jobs"

"wife: Feeling better? me: Yeah wife: Kind of overreacted to a cold didn't you? [flashback to me calling the Make-A-Wish Foundation] me: No"

"What's the difference between a Jew and Jewels? Jewels have 3 extra letters."

"If you want your girlfriend's undivided attention, tell her she looks like a million bucks!!! All green and wrinkled."

"In bed last night my wife said ""Do you want to try something?"" So we put OJ on the stand."