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Joke of the Day

"I went to bed with a 7 and woke up with a 10. Forced upgrades should be illegal, Microsoft."

"For the longest time I thought a jetski was what people who say ""brewski"" for ""beer"" call an airplane."

"How do Mexicans cut pizza? Little Caesars (say it out loud)"

"What do you call repetitive diarrhea? Re-runs. (ba-dum, tss) It's just the same shit over and over again."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar The bartender immediately says, ""Hey! We got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper looks at him quizzically and says, ""You've got a drink named Leonard?"""

"95% of the world is retarded I'm glad I'm part of the 10%"

"Life is like a dozen roses... it's full of pricks!"

"I went fishing but didn't catch any fish It was a failure."

"Here is a joke I just read Question: How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: I'm better than you."

"What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast? You can make soldiers out of toast!"