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Joke of the Day

"I went to bed with a 7 and woke up with a 10. Forced upgrades should be illegal, Microsoft."

"Several fonts walk into a bar. ""Get out of here!"" shouts the bartender. ""We don't serve your type here."""

"You know you're getting old when speed limits start to seem reasonable to you."

"""Hurt me!"" said the masochist. The sadist replied, ""No."""

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists cant change anything."

"Guys, we really should have seen Steve Irwin's death coming... ... he always let animals into his heart."

"Maybe the cure for cancer is leaving chocolate pudding cups in my fridge for more than 24 hours. We'll never know."

"Life is like a box of chocolates... No one likes the dark ones, and the more white the others are, the richer they get."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid money for a garbanzo to bean on me."

"What has two legs and looks like a spider? A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)"