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Joke of the Day

"Where will Donald Trump find the workers to build this Great Wall? Outside of Home Depot...... Maybe I should shoot myself in the foot. Not trying to be racists, but you get the point."

"Just remember ...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off."

"Feel free to not tell me how sore you are from working out."

"Why rivers are never viewed on dvd or video cassette? Because they are always streaming."

"""SMH, SMH, SMH, hi, SMH, SMH"" (a text message from Muhammad Ali)"

"David Bowie = Died at 69 Alan Rickman = Died at 69 Donald Trump = is 69 I think we all understand where this is heading"

"I wrote a limerick on a train yesterday There once was a fella named Rick Who started to date this hot chick But brief was romance For tucked in her pants This bitch the whole time had a dick."

"What do you call a train full of Jews? Doesn't matter they're not coming back."

"Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing? You might get a hole in one."

"I like my coffee like my women.. Ice cold and overly expensive."