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Joke of the Day

"Where will Donald Trump find the workers to build this Great Wall? Outside of Home Depot...... Maybe I should shoot myself in the foot. Not trying to be racists, but you get the point."

"Reddit, tell me the most offensive joke you know. [NSFW]"

"LAUNDROMAT BLUES Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? A: Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you."

"I love when commercials are like ""because four million people can't be wrong,"" because then I'm like, ""Really? even Nazi Germany?"""

"What kind of ships can't go in salt water? Snail-boats"

"What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses."

"I saw a woman at the fuel pump spill gasoline on her arm and then light a cigarette. The police arrested her for waving a firearm."

"I'm no racist I love black people so much I stopped tipping."

"What's the difference between a joke and 3 dicks? Your wife can take 3 dicks!"

"What do lawyers use for birth control? Their personalities."