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Joke of the Day
"When folks unfollow me shortly after they've followed me I just figure they sobered up."
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"Knock knock Who's there? Dewt dew de dew dew Dewt dew do dew dew who? Menah Menah"
"A mountain was next to another mountain.. An earthquake happens and one of the mountains say.. ""It wasn't my fault!"" credit to my awesome science teacher"
"A woman is a lot like an oven You gotta warm her up first but then you can put your meat inside."
"If I've ever been described as ""athletic"", it was probably meant as a combination of the words ""athlete"" and ""pathetic""."
"Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper!"
"So this Ethiopian's eating a lion right... Just kidding"
"If you find that China is not working... ... Have you tried updating your Mao settings?"
"TIFU by hooking up with a girl named Jenny jk fuck Jenny and Zach"
"You know what screw programming C-out"