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Joke of the Day
"Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper!"
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"AMERICAN SNIPER is, without a doubt, the most violent entry in the AMERICAN PIE series"
"You said I could have my way with you. If you didn't want me to experiment with gas and fire, you should've been more specific."
"Pretty sure my dog would make a shitty astronaut because space is a vacuum and those tend to scare him"
"A parabola walked into a bar... It walked out again"
"How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan."
"Life isn't a garden, so don't be a hoe."
"God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world... ...Then He made the Earth rough and He laughed and laughed..."
"What is a phobia of chainsaws called? Common sense."
"""Do you know the difference between jam and jelly?"" ""I can't jelly my cock up my wife's ass."""