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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock Who's there? Dewt dew de dew dew Dewt dew do dew dew who? Menah Menah"

"Sometimes my kid likes me, but I'm pretty sure it's only because I'm his Oreo dealer."

"Why do rapists go after fat women? Because no one will believe them."

"*christopre walken givig tour of apt* this is my.. walken closet. and these boots. these boots were made.. *long unecesary pause* for walken"

"Medical prices these days are ridiculous Why, something as simple as an amputation costs an arm and a leg."

"Dat test though Almost gets a 100% on a test, a STD test....."

"Ford should create an 8-cylinder Fusion model It would be a V8 Fusion"

"""How about we go with a gerund, but, like, maybe just half a gerund."" - How ING Bank got its name"

"I went up to this fat bird in the pub last night... ""You're a big lass, aren't you?"" I said. ""Tell me something I don't know,"" she replied with a tear in her eye. ""Salad tastes nice."""

"FREEKY BLONDE Blonde1- Hey can I have some of your shampoo? Blonde2- Yeah, why not use yours? Blonde1- Mine is for dry hair and I got it wet already"